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Hello, my name is Sean White and I am an asshole... who writes blogs. I binge drink to levels only known to W.C. Fields, chase women to the likes of Caligula, indulge in general asskickery, refuse to be held responsible for my actions, piss on social expectations, mock fake people, engage in drunken debauchery and... write blogs about it. In short, I say what you think. Some blogs are funny, some are unbelievable, some are downright offensive. If you're easily offended, walk away now. ..
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